Fanberg Campaign 2012
FANBERG 2012: You like pizza? I like pizza! What more could you ask for in a President?
Since starting this campaign five days ago, I have seen a very steady holding in the polls of 0%. My competitor, President Elect Obama, still has no more Presidential experience than I do, so I have that going for me.
Since I have no idea on how to run for U.S. President, I decided to ask the perfect source: Google.com. You may have heard of this impressive web site. I typed in How to run for United States President and the best link was here: wait… I am not giving it to you. I do not need any more competition.
The first step to running for President is: See if people outside of your home state know who you are. Many times a state governor, senator or congressman mistakes the adoration they get locally as a sign of national adoration; it’s not necessarily so.
Well, I do not have any local adoration, but that is not what the web site is asking. So I pose the question to you reader (who is not in Washington); do you know me? Do you adore me? I will give you 24 hours to respond. You can respond via email or comment on this post. I am waiting. Your response will decide whether I go on to step two.
November 11th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I think you suck ass…
November 11th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Looks like I will not be carrying the State of Louisiana in 2012!
December 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 am
I support your bid, and would like to buy a Fanberg 2012 shirt… how do I do that .. all the shirts in "buy my crap " are white… I think part of your platform could be to end global cooling since we have cooled 1 1/2 degrees since 1998… we must fight global cooling ! If not now, then when? If not us then who ?