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Dad’s In-Charge: Day 2

So today has been crazy;
• Max had to be at the bus stop at 0824
• I had a conference call at 0900
• Sadie sprained her left rear leg on the way to bus stop
• RK had to be to Pre K at 1245
• Max had to be picked up at 1304 due to early release week
• RK had to be picked up at 1515
• I had to get 4 documents delivered to a client by 1600
• Both kids had to be dropped off at a bday party at 1630

So now in am re-energizing at Starbucks with a HUGE drip coffee while watching the Twins opener on my iPong…..

I have 48 mins left of bliss, but who is counting?

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Dad’s In-Charge Weekend

So Annie has left for the weekend (until Saturday night) and left me in-charge of the family. She left about 2-1/2 hours ago and so far so good. I am writing emails, Max got home from school and is playing Legos and RK is playing video games! More later! Wish me luck!

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Proving Max Wrong

Max doesn’t believe me that I write Fanberg.com. So here I am writing a post on my new iPad 2 to prove him wrong!!!

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The Fanberg 2012 Campaign

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The Campaign Bumper Sticker

Now that I am 35 years old, I decided that it is about time I start my campaign.  I am sure you have been wondering where I stand on all of the issues (although something tells me you may have a good idea).  My first campaign article will get right to it.  No skirting around the big issues or hiding from my opponents.  Apparently, I will be running against Obama, but other candidates are sure to arise in the next two years.  The most likely candidate other than Obama is Sarah Palin.  I will give you ten reasons why I am better than both Sarah and Barack:

TEN REASONS WHY I WILL BE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN SARAH PALIN

1. I will not quit once I start something.

2. I am not tainted by a horrible Katie Couric interview where I was portrayed as a moron. (I actually do not think Sarah is an idiot)

3.  I would never agree to being McCain’s running mate.

4. I will not spend a dime on fancy dresses (the RNC spent $150,000 on Sarah’s wardrobe)

5.  I have been to Ketchikan more times than Sarah!

6.  I do not believe in man-made global warming. (Sarah feels man is contributing)

7. Tina Fey does a horrible impersonation of me.

8. I have zero political scandals.

9. I am more popular with deer. (I have never shot one)

10. I promise to only draw monster faces on my hands before speeches.

TEN REASONS WHY I WILL BE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN BARACK OBAMA

1. Since I turned 35, I am just as qualified.  My executive experience comes from running Nerd Club at my office.

2. I know that the Constitution is very easy to read and doesn’t require interpretation.

3. I do not smoke.  Smoking is bad.  The Government told me so…even though the government spends millions on growing tobacco.

4. Here is a copy of my original birth certificate (I actually believe Obama is a US citizen, but why he will not release a copy of his original B.C. is beyond me)

5.  Since I do not care about the environment, I can never be accused of being a hypocrite for driving in SUVs, flying in private jets, eating beef, burning gas for no apparent reason, etc., etc.

6. I am better at blowing spit bubbles.  I am the number two spit bubble blower in the world.

7. If elected President, I would never blame the previous administration for current problems.  Even if it were true, it does nothing to help solve the problems of today.

8. If I have to send American’s into battle, I will only do so knowing that they can conduct all out war.  I will not tolerate restricted force.  This is how American soldiers die and why we are still at war in Iraq and Afghanistan.  If these wars are still in progress when I am elected, I will ask Congress to declare war or I will immediately bring the troops home.  We cannot win wars blindfolded with our hands tied behind our backs.

9. Reducing the size of government is the only way to deal with our $13 trillion debt.  I will begin by eliminating departments that do nothing.  I will also stop the Federal Government from meddling in State affairs.

10.   I already have 256 followers in my Facebook Group!

Ode to the Garter Snake

800px-Garter_swallowing_frog Last night, I ran over a snake with my lawn mower.  Even though, Max was fascinated with my      kill, I did feel bad.  So I dedicate this Tuesday Haiku to him… or her:

Little green reptile

searching for tasty tree frog

mower blades hurt, huh?

 

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Week Miles
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2012 Miles
624 mi
Total Miles
946 mi

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